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I was picking up my Rocky Marciano poster which I ordered at a local comic book shop when in walked Barrbara. She was shopping for a toy for her kid. I helped her pick out a great toy and really got on her good side. Once I found out she had some time to kill before picking up her son at school I decided to see how far I could get with her. She turned me down when I asked her to come over to my place and I thought I didnt have a chance until she invited me over to her house.

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I was out walking one of the many deserted malls in this shitty economy and basically just shooting the shit with Ficus. I saw some jeans in a store window I liked and decided to go in and check them out. Kaya was not only the store clerk but also the owner as we found out once she felt comfortable and opened up to us. It seemed her hubby lost his job a while back and has yet to find a new one. So what used to be a supplemental income has now become the main bread and butter. If she doesnt sell clothes, her kids dont eat.

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Ficus told me I could finally buy a cuban cigar legally in this country so we went to a cigar shop and tried to buy one. No luck. But I did get lucky with Ashlei. She had just been made partner at her law firm and really, really wanted to celebrate. She paid the store clerk off to go on an extended lunch break and lock the door for us while I helped her celebrate. We fucked and sucked until she was satisfied.

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When one decides to become a MILF hunter one must rely on ingenuity and cunning to continually be successful. This time was no different. I came up with a scheme to attract women to my home for photography services. If a hot chick shows up then we shoot her on the spot. If an ugly chicks shows up then we are all booked for the week. Kattie responded to the flyer and I scheduled a meeting with her so she can decide whether she wants to hire us. She told us she wanted to do a sexy shoot for her husband.

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I was looking for a house to rent out for my mother. That way she can finally move out of my house and I can put my full focus on bringing more MILFs home without worrying about my mom commenting on my lifestyle. Melani showed us her place and stood firm on her asking price for the monthly rent. We found out she was having problems with her husband and kicked out his free loading friend from the same home she was renting and I knew that was my chance to offer her a deal she cant refuse.

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I was taking care of my buddys store for a couple of hours while he went to take care of some court stuff and I decided to get compensated by the hot girls that kept on walking in. Once I saw how much hot chick traffic was coming in and out of the store I called my pal Ficus over and we set up a perimeter. I struck out a couple times but I hit a grand slam once Kinzie walked in looking to buy some clothes for her son. I turned on the charm and before I knew it she was all over me. Im not kidding anyone. I just know where to go to increase my chances of success and this was the place.

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I decided to get rid of a couple of things for a few extra bucks at the local pawn shop. Vivvian stormed in and kind of interrupted me while asking the store clerk how much she can get for her super expensive engagement ring. Right away I realized there was trouble in paradise and saw my chance to make a move...

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Ficus and I were walking down the beach and we saw Dylen sunbathing right on the boardwalk with her ass in the breeze. The only problem was she was wearing a regular bikini bottom. I guess Im spoiled because once I broke the ice I asked her how come she wasnt wearing a g string or at least a t back. She replied she was just in a rush to hit the beach since her nanny was watching the kids and she wanted to take advantage of her alone time....